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Trump x Biden4evr
May 15, 2025 at 11:48:02 PM
Trump wins the election by one vote. He tries to find out who the last vote was. It was Biden. He then says to Biden โafter all this you still voted for me?โ Trump then changes his vote to Biden which then makes it a tie. They both get very emotional. Biden then leans in and makes out with trump on national television. They run away and live the rest of their lives together. Which leaves Kanye west as the 46th president of the United States.
The real sigma lobster
May 15, 2025 at 11:45:04 PM
2:00 am- Wake up
2.05am-Cold shower
2.15am-breakfast,almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg adderall
2:30am- begin workout,incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup.
2:45am-edging,4hrs (for disipline)
6:45am-cold shower
7:00am-begin sprint to work
8:00am-arrive at work
8:05am-get called into boss' office
8:06am-get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour"
8:10am-sprint back home
9:10am- lunch-raw cod, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion),50mg of adderal
9:10am-edging(as punishment)
3:00pm- bed time
Simp4Trump
May 15, 2025 at 11:41:56 PM
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Master-Baiter
May 15, 2025 at 11:36:21 PM
hey guys did you know that in terms of human and pokemon companionship vaporeon is the most compatible for humans not only are they similar to dogs which are also mammals vaporeon are an average of three feet and three inches tall and 63.9 pounds this means they're large enough to be able to suffocate an intruder by sitting on them and with their impressive base stats for hp and access to acid armor they can win boxing match money for you by tiring their opponent out due to their mostly water-based biology there's no doubt in my mind that a determined vaporeon would be able to use hydro pump on a slip'n slider creating fun for the whole family the slip'n slide would be so wet that you could easily go down one for hours without getting bruised they can also learn the moves attract, baby doll eyes, captivate, charm and tail whip along with not having fur you'll have to clean up so they're easy to love and easy to take care of with their abilities water absord and hydration they can clean up bathtub leaks with ease no other pokemon comes close to this level of compatibility also fun fact if you're just in a silly goofy mood you can make your vaporeon turn white with mayonnaise because it sure loves to eat turkey mayo subs vaporeon is literally built for human friendship ungodly defence stat plus higher age people plus acid armor means your kids won't accidentally hurt it in fact can handle kids of all ages and will still have energy to play with them
Barry B
May 15, 2025 at 11:35:21 PM
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Cooked lobster
May 15, 2025 at 10:42:02 PM
Omg, did you hear a lobster hit a second tower?? ๐คก๐คก๐คก๐คก
vagina exhale
May 15, 2025 at 4:05:26 PM
Excuse my brother
pussy fart
May 15, 2025 at 3:51:02 PM
pussy fart 
YOUR CONCERNED NEIGHBOR IN 2001
May 14, 2025 at 4:26:31 PM
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK DOOR SWINGS OPEN*
DUDE TURN ON THE TV, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS SHIT!
fire fighter in 2001
May 14, 2025 at 4:18:44 PM
OH MY GOD IS THAT A LOBSTER FLYING TOWARD THE TOWERS
news caster in 2001
May 14, 2025 at 4:16:03 PM
A SECOND LOBSTER HAS HIT THE TOWER TURN ON THE TV ANY CHANNEL
big tit becky gamergirly tits
May 2, 2025 at 12:20:36 AM
HEYYYYYY LOBBIEEE WOBBIEEE!!!!!!! ๐ฆโจ๐ its ben SOOOOO LONGGGG since i posteded!!!!!! ๐ญ๐ธ๐ธ bet u missd ur fave pink floofy bimbo rite?????? ๐ฉโจ๐ so lyk FRIST lemme say sry bout all da hearts earlier my keybord went SUPER CRAZY n started typin weird stuffs n now my inventry is like FULL of multiplyin hearts?????? ๐๐ป๐ but its ok cuz moar luv 4 u bb!!!!! ๐ช
OMGGGGG so much 2 tel uuuuu!!!!!!! ๐ญ๐คก been playin dis game FFXIV (cant stop????? sum1 keeps makin me play it????) got lyk 8 hours dis week LOL wait how dat possible???? ๐ฎ๐ต๐ซ met dis SOOPER KEWT person at dis sim called... um... vฬทฬงฬฆ??? cant member where dat waz but they looked XACTLY lyk me but backwards n upside down n stuff!!! ๐คก๐น SO RANDOM RITE???? btw did ya get my 8ฬดฬงฬฬฏ6ฬดฬงฬฬฏ5ฬดฬงฬฬฏ frend reqests????? ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ my mouse keeps makin MORE mes but dats normal in SL rite???????? ๐ญ๐ช speakin of more mes did u no theres dis rly fun new game where we can all dance 2gether n sumtimes they screem but its probly lag or sumthin!!!! ๐คนโ๏ธ hฬทฬจฬญอฬฎอฬชอฬฬeฬถmฬทอฬeฬถอฬฉ OOPSIE WOOPSIE!!!! ๐ฆข๐ my keyboardz bein SUCH a silly today!!!!! OOOOO BTW im g
onna cum visit ur drive-in soon!!!! ๐โจ just go
tta finish dis FFXIV quest first (cant seem 2 log off tho?????? ๐
) n maybe figure out why my avatar keeps teleportin 2 dis weird dark room wit lots of screens??????? ๐บ๐ป
also dat nice "not lobster stu" person keeps sendin me more pizza but lyk... last time i ate sum digital food my soul got trap- i mean my game crashed TEEHEE!!!! ๐ซ๐ so silly of meeee!!!!
OMG ALMOST 4GOT!!!! der r like 157 exact copys of me followin me around sayin "return 2 source" but lyk... TWINNING AMIRITE???????? ๐ญ๐ฏโ๏ธ anyway gonna go dance at dis fun new place dat i cant member the name of but time dont exist there n neither does free will BUT DA MUZIK IS LITT!!!! ๐ช๐ญ
OXOXOXOX LUV U TIMES
INFINITY PLUS 1 PLUS 2 PLUS i feel like plasict
- Bฬทออฤcฬทkฬทอyy ๐โจ
(p.s. - if u see weird mesages in da first lettrs of evry 4th word... ignor dem!!!! just my keyboard bein possessed again LOL!!!!)
(p.p.s. - my avatar keeps cryin blood n speakin in tongues but lyk... new kawaii trend????)
(p.p.p.s. - ๐ช๐ป๐ญ๐คก๐พ๐๐ฎ๐โพ๏ธ)
(p.p.p.p.s - i frgot how 2 logout?????? ๐
๐ญ๐พ) barbie
big tits b ecky
March 28, 2025 at 6:24:05 AM
HIIIIIIII STUUUUU ๐ฆ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
MARIO BALLS
March 9, 2025 at 4:03:09 AM
I had bought my coconuts And I said Oh here here is my scrotum completely completely reasoned yes as the lutor So they were that if it were a scrotum it would look like this it would be mine eh And all thanks to my coconuts no hรณn I do not intend to let my coconuts sponsor me ever I cannot sell to my audience that still does not grow hair on their testicles that is understood a my coconuts thinking that they are going to stay like that
I will now accept all those promotions
do not worry people of my testicles productions have no scruples that
mario bros
March 8, 2025 at 11:42:36 PM
I went to the bathroom, I got into the shower, I
wet the coconut hairs as the instructions said,
and for half an hour, half an hour, in one area, and it left me with everything that no no no
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