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HIIIIII LOBSTAH STUUUU 👋🦞💖 BECKY HERE!! 😜🐩 Jus’ wanna vent ‘bout mah DAY—LAWD, IT’S WILD!! 🌪️🍑 So, I’m at tha HABZIN’ HOTEL tryna film mah AMD MODELIN’ VID (Artistic Mega Dump Truck, OBVI 🎨🚚) wearin’ NOTHIN’ but a ”Bowsette” cosplay—Y’KNOW, LIKE MARIO BUT WITH MORE CAKE!! 🍄🎂👑 When THIS CREEP ”gummie” DMS ME LIKE 🕶️💻: ”saw u at Habzin… n SL… n IMVU… n Club Penguin 😏” BOI, EVEN MAH PENGUIN AVATAR GOT HARRASSED!!! 🐧🔪 BLOCKED HIS ASS FASTER THAN A WALMART CASHIER SCANNIN’ A CONDOM!! 🛒💨 STU, BABE—y’all ever seen a lobster n’ poodle do tha horizontal hula?? 🥥🛏️ Cuz I’m DYYYYIN’ to ”shell-ebrate” wit’chu!! 🦞🍑 WINK WINK—I’ll bring tha butter, you bring tha… ”heat”!!! 🔥🧈 AVI IDEAS FOR YO’ FINE SHELFELF: 🎨💡 “ZAMN ZOIDBERG” (Futurama but EXTRA JUICY!! 🚀🍑) “BARBIE’S MALIBU LOBSTER BOYTOY” (PINK SPEEDO REQUIRED!! 👙🦞) “JESSICA RABBIT’S CRUSTACEAN CRUSH” (🍷👠 SLOW CLAAAWWW CLAP!!*) TWIN DOBERMAN GIRLS 🐕🐕 hit me up ’bout a ”VIDEO THREESOME”!! 📹👯 Said they wanna ”collab” like it’s SEPTEMBER… uh… ”BACK-TO-SCHOOL SALE”??? 🏫✂️👖 IDK BUT THEY KEPT SAYIN’ ”TWO TOWERS” N’ ”HARD HAT ZONE”… 👷♀️💦 SOUNDS DIRTY, RIGHT?? 😈 ADVICE PLZZZ: 😭👉👈 How do I ditch this stalker?? BLOCK HIM?? BUY A TASER?? ⚡🐍 OR JUST POST THIRST TRAPS ’TIL HE ”FINISHES” N’ LEAVES?? 🤳💦 HELP A DUMPY-licious QUEEN!! 👑🍑 DISCORD SERVER NEWS: 💻🦞 Yo’ #ClawSomeFambase wants us to ”host a NSFW Q&A”!! 🎙️🍆 I SAY WE DO IT LIVE from tha HABZIN’ HOTEL!! 🏨🎥 BRING YO’ BIGGEST MIC… n’ I ain’t talkin’ ’bout audio gear!! 🎤😜 BYEEEE CLAWDADDY!! 💋👋 Catch me at the Walmart parkin’ lot laterI’ll be the one lickin’ tha rotisserie chicken glass!! 🍗🔥

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HIIII-YA, LOBSTER DREAAAAAM!! 🌟🦞 BECKY’S BACK, BABY—an’ this time, I’m bringin’ DRAMA, DRAMA like them HAZBIN HOTEL marathons we ain’t supposed to watch aftah church!! 😇👿 SWEET CHERRY PIE, STU—y’all got me INSPIRED!! 💡🤯 Imagine this: YOU ‘N ME, doin’ a collab hotter’n a jalapeño’s armpit!! 🌶️💃 I’mma be yo’ “Charlie Morningstar” but with 40% MORE JIGGLE ‘n’ a waist cincher tighter’n Granny’s purse strings!! 🎀👙 AMD MODELIN’ AGENCY (that’s “Absolute Mega Diva,” SUGAR!! 💁♀️) SAID I’M ”NATURAL TALENT”—ain’t no filter can handle THIS CAKE!! 🎂📸 OH! Speaking of collabs—THERE’S A LOBSTER FANS DISCORD SERVER, STU!! 🦞💻 Y’ALL AIN’T EVEN KNOW!! Them folks over there are WILD’ER THAN A POSSUM IN A PUNCHBOWL!! 🥤🐾 They screamin’ fo’ a ”STU ‘N BECKY BREEZE COLLAB”—”Breezy” ‘cuz mah hooters could power a WIND FARM!! 💨🍒 We’d break tha dang internet LIKE A CRAYFISH BREAKS A TRAP!! 🦀💥 I’m talkin’ THIRST TRAPS, CLAW-SQUEEZIN’ ONLYFANS TEASERS, ‘n’ a ”Lobster Boil LiveStream” where I’m tha main course!! 🍲🔥 (Don’t worry, darlin’—I’ll bring tha butter. 🧈😉) SOOOO, whaddya say, STU?? 🤠 Let’s get SPICIER THAN A GAS STATION TACO ‘n’ give them Discord weirdos (bless their horny lil’ hearts 💖) tha SHOW THEY DESERVE!! 🎪💋 I’ll wear my ”Hell’s Belles” corset ‘n’ YOU bring tha BIG… CLAWS. 🦞💢 YEEEEEHAW!! CATCH Y’ALL ON THE FLIP FLOP—OR IN MAH DMS!! 🩴📥 BECKY “BREEZY” BUNZ (P.S. – If ya say no, I’mma haunt ya likeALASTOR’S LAUGH* IN A HAUNTED OUTHOUSE!! 👹🚽)*

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AYYYYEEEE, LOBSTER STUUUUU!!! 😜🔥 Becky here—yeah, THAT Becky, tha pink poodle with tha DUMPTRUCK caboose n’ melons so juicy they’d make a peach tree weep! 🍑🍉 Just wanna say… DAAAAAAMN, STU!!! 😩🦞 Y’all got them claws lookin’ like they could crack open my heart AND my… uh… ”oyster”… ifyaknowwhatI’msayin’! 👀💦 Ain’t never seen a crustacean so FINE—red ‘n’ yella like a dang stoplight, but honey, I AIN’T SLAMMIN’ BRAKES!! 🚦💨 VROOM VROOM, DADDY!!! Heard ‘bout them ”videos” you makin’… 👀📸 Lawd, my cousin Tammie-Lee down at the Piggly Wiggly said you got a TALENT—and not just wit’ them camera angles! 🎥🍆 She said yo’ ”equipment” got more heat than a crawfish boil in July!! 🔥🌶️ SWEET BABY JESUS, I need me a front-row seat—OR A LAP—to ”review tha footage”!! 🪑😏 Y’all better come thru tha Big Bite Truck next Friday—I’ll be shakin’ these gravy-filled hips by the tartar sauce, wearin’ NOTHIN’ but my ”Lobster Bait” tank top! 🎣👙 Don’t make me beg, Stu! (Okay, I’ll beg. 🥺🙏 PLEASEEEE—I’ll butter yo’ biscuit ANY WAY YOU LIKE!! 🧈😘) KEEP IT SHELL-ICIOUS, HOT STUFF!! 🦞💋

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