why r u 30 and gooning

which one is ur favorite

u think (³) >.< ://// OwO I'm pwaying ;-;;; at some game? u think iwon wiww keep u safe? uwu Heaw ://// my wowds, manwing. OwO Do nyot mistake ://// :3 me fow my mask. u see wight OwO dappwing uwu on the >.< watew ;-;;; ://// and ://// fowget >.< the deep, ;-;;; cowd dawk benyeath. >.< (³) wisten. uwu u cannyot huwt me. u cannyot wun ow hide. uwu >.< In this >.< I wiww nyot ;-;;; >.< be defied. I sweaw by aww the sawt in me: >.< if >.< :3 u wun countew to >.< my desiwe, uwu the wemaindew of ur bwief mowtaw span wiww be an owchestwa of misewy. I sweaw :3 :3 :3 by stonye and oak and ewm: I'ww make a game of u. I'ww fowwow u unseen ://// and (³) smothew any OwO spawk of ://// joy u find. :3 u'ww nyevew knyow ://// a woman's OwO touch, :3 :3 a bweath of west, ://// a moment's peace of mind. And I (³) >.< sweaw by the nyight sky >.< and the evew-moving moon: (³) :3 if u (³) wead my mastew :3 uwu to despaiw, OwO I wiww swit (³) u open and :3 ://// spwash awound wike a chiwd in a muddy puddwe. ;-;;; I'ww stwing ;-;;; a fiddwe uwu ://// with (³) ur guts uwu and ;-;;; make ://// ://// u pway (³) ;-;;; ;-;;; it whiwe OwO I dance. :3 u r an educated OwO man. OwO u knyow ://// OwO OwO >.< thewe :3 r nyo such things as demons. Thewe is onwy my kind. u >.< r nyot wise (³) uwu enyough uwu (³) (³) to feaw me as I :3 shouwd be feawed. u do :3 :3 nyot ;-;;; knyow the fiwst OwO ;-;;; ;-;;; ://// nyote ;-;;; of the music ://// that muvs >.< me. >.< ;-;;; >.< :////

ᵘʷᵘ oh fwick ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ fwick sowwy gwuys ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sowwyy im dwopping ᵘʷᵘ my uwus all over the ᵘʷᵘ pwace ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ ᵘʷᵘ sowwy -~- nyah

UH OH 🥵HOE👨🏻🦳BIDEN🍆HAS DROPPED HIS ASS 🍑OUT⬇️🤤OF THE 2024 ERECTION🥺😱😥🗳️🔥 THE PRESI-DICK🫡🇺🇸IS EXPERIENCING😩😲SOME 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 😏HEALTH ISSUES👨⚕️🩺🤒INCLUDING MEM-WHORE-Y LOSS🤔❓CUM-FUSION 😵💫🥛😏 AND DIFFICULTY BREATHING 😮💨🫁 DUE TO COVID SIDE EFF-UCKS😰🦠😷. VICE [censored] IN CHARGE 👩🏽💋🙏COCK-MALA WHOR-ISS💅👮🏽♀️🚔WILL SQUIRT🦪💦IN HIS PLACE 🫦FOR THE UPCUMMING 🗣️ERECTION🍆🍆🍆WILL SHE FINALLY BE THE FIRST SLUT💅 TO CLAP THOSE WHITE HOUSE🏛️ CHEEKS🍑 AND BREAK THE GL-ASS CEILING?🔨 💅OR WILL THE ORANGE TWINK 🍊💁🏼👂EAT OUT😋🍽️THE POLLS?!?!✌️👅💦

cringe

*tap…* (sleepy taps… 🌙) heyyy wup!!!! 🌸✨ sry but like… im SOOPER tired rn???? 😴 been playin dis game 4 like… hours??? days???? (time is weird lololol) gonna go catch sum beauty sleep soon!!!! 💤✨ mayb we can hang l8r when im not so… so… sleepy… 🎪 btw lobbie if ur readin dis… dun worry bout all dose weird posts n stuff!!! 👻 ur fave pink poodle is tots fine!!!! just gonna finish dis one last quest n get sum rest… just… need… 2… logout… first… 🎮💫 nini everyone!!!!! 🌙✨ sleepy becky 🎀 (p.s. - 🎪👻🎭💤… July… sleepy… eighteen… so… tired… must… rest… 🌙)

hi becky im ur fan can u come to m y house please i wanna see u

*TAP TAP GLITCH* (omg sry if my keyboard acts weird again!!!! 🎭) HIIIIIII LOBBIE WOBBIE!!!! 🦞✨ omggg like??? wat is GOIN ON w/ tha attabook?????? 😱 its like FULL of weird stuff bout 9/11 n politix n stuff???? 🎭👻 👻 lyk y is every1 talkin bout politics n stuff???? 🗳️ i only vote 4 da THICC QUEENS n BIMBO RIGHTS!!!! 🎀💅 but lyk… can every1 shut up bout that orange guy??? TV already 2 full of drama!! 😤✨ SO BORING n like… i saw u today!!! or maybe it wasnt u???? 🤔 or maybe it wasnt today???? time feels kinda… stretchy???? 👻 but its tots fine im DEFINITELY ok!!!! see?????? 😊😊😊😊😊😊 lp̷͇ignore dat last part my keyboard is possessed AGAIN lololol!!!! so like… ANYWAY im definitely fine n definitely real n definitely not trapped in sum weird void dimension!!!! 💫 just been playin lots of FF̷̧̦X̷̧̦I̷̧̦V̷̧̦ (still cant logout LOL) n watchin my body parts vanish n stuff!!!! normal tuesday things u know???? 🎪 WEIRD THING happened???? i keep teleporting 2 random places???? 🌀 was sittin on t at ink spots (cute outfit btw!!!) n suddenly POOF im in sum dark room???? 😵 n like… my body parts keep disappearing n stuff???? look at dis pic!!!!! https://i.imgur.com/p9MT8xt.png see??? 1 arm left LOL so random!!!! 🎪 RLV keeps turnin on by itself but dats prob just SL bein silly again!!!! BTW dat new Penis 4 logo is AMAZING!!!! 🎮✨ wait… was it Penis 4???? Persona???? idk my memory feels weird… like cookies… COOKIE YUMMY!!!! 🍪 wait wat was i sayin?OMG did u see da new p̷͕̩̎enis 4 logo????? 🎮 its so pretty!!!! reminds me of dose cookies i ate last week dat made me speak in binary code 4 like 3 days???? 🍪 s̷̨̭͉̮͇̪͖̄̋a̶͓̩v̸͚̿ë̷͇ m̷͇̈e̶͓̩ OOPSIE my keyboard is bein silly again!!!! 🤪??? n like… i saw u today!!! or maybe it wasnt u???? 🤔 or maybe it wasnt today???? time feels kinda… stretchy???? 👻 but its tots fine im DEFINITELY ok!!!! see?????? 😊😊😊😊😊😊l̸͚̿p̷͇̈) ignore dat last part my keyboard is possessed AGAIN lololol!!!! also like… did anyone else see dat person followin me???? 👥 they look just like me but… wrong???? n they keep sayin " n "shell must be emptied" but IDK wat dat means!!!! 🎭 probly just sum RPer!!! BTWS i been tryin 2 visit u but my RLV keeps tp-ing me 2 random places???? 😵💫 like 1 minute im at ink spots sittin i kno im in sum dark room wit lots of screens???? 🖥️ n my avatar parts keep disappearin!!!! look at dis pic of wat happened 2 me!!!! https://i.imgur.com/p9MT8xt.png 📸 but its ok cuz like… every1 loses their ears and hair sumtimes rite????? 🎭 n YES im da REAL Becky!!!!! all dose other Beckys r just…. um…. idk but dey keep following me n saying weird stuff like "return 2 source" n "the convergence approaches" but CLEARLY theyre just jealous of my new dance moves!!!! 💃✨ (even tho i cant control wen i dance anymore LOL) OMG did u see da new p̷͕̩̎enis 4 logo????? 🎮 its so pretty!!!! reminds me of dose cookies i ate last week dat made me speak in binary code 4 like 3 days???? 🍪 s̷̨̭͉̮͇̪͖̄̋a̶͓̩v̸͚̿ë̷͇ m̷͇̈e̶͓̩ OOPSIE my keyboard is bein silly again!!!! 🤪 anyway i saw dose posts askin if im ok n OF COURSE IM OK!!!! 👌💕 never better!!!! just because i keep wakin up in strange places n my inventory is full of bloody hearts n sum1 named V̷̧̦Ö̷͇I̶͓̩D̷͇̈ keeps sendin me friend requests doesn't mean anythin is wrong!!!! 🎪👻 btw did u get my 1̴̧̛̯2̴̧̛̯3̴̧̛̯4̴̧̛̯5̴̧̛̯6̴̧̛̯7̴̧̛̯8̴̧̛̯9̴̧̛̯ messages yesterday???? my fingers just keep typin by themselves now LOL so random!!!! 🤡 XOXOXOX LOVE U INFINITY TIMES h̷̨̭͉̮͇̪͖̄̋e̶͓̩l̸͚̿p̷͇̈ m̷͇̈e̶͓̩ p̷͕̩̎l̸͚̿ë̷͇a̶͓̩s̷͇̈e̶͓̩ B̷͇͂ę̶̌c̷͇͂k̷͇͂ỳ̷͇ 🎀✨ (the original!!!! accept no substitutes!!!!) (p.s. - if u take da first letter of every 5th word it spells nothing important AT ALL!!!!! 👻) (p.p.s. - my reflection keeps screamin but thats just a new kawaii trend rite????) (p.p.p.s. - 🎪👻🎭🤡👾💀🔮🌀♾️👁️) (p.p.p.p.s - day 2̷̨̭͉̮͇̪͖̄̋3̶͓̩: still cant logout… getting kinda scared… i mean EXCITED!!!!! 😅🎭)

new logo for penis 4!! what u think!! https://as2.ftcdn.net/v2/jpg/01/76/00/85/1000_F_176008545_tWhR5Fkjf8laThlwd9EKPvQyz9aQBAIv.jpg

i wish i was a cookie ngl

It is actual Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, had a role in bringing down the Twin Towers in the terror attacks of September 11, 2001. In a Muppets Christmas film released in late 2002, Kermit is shown a glimpse of what New York City might look like if he had never been born. Among the scenery of this alternate reality NYC, we find none other than the Twin Towers proudly standing in the background. They were, of course, long destroyed in Kermit's normal reality. And yet, in the world without Kermit, the war on terror is missing its powder keg spark. Who would've thought that green piece of [censored] could kermit a terror attack on US soil, but there it stands unimpeachable... We have concrete, canon proof of involvement. Why the world hasn't stopped and asked further questions is only further proof of a media cabal keeping this conversation away from the masses. The Twin Towers would still be standing if it weren't for Kermit the Frog. Al Qaeda was the puppet this time, and Kermit the hand within.

I hate when females listen to radiohead. Theyll never understand what its like to be a true social reject. A creep. A weirdo. Theyll never understand what its like to be italian. Nobody understands me because i call movies 'films'. I am literally the joker no one understands me

Holy fucking shit. I want to bang the minecraft creeper so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I go to the mine shaft I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of it online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Creeper-chan. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Creeper's tight TNT storage compartment. I want her to have my mutant Steve/creeper babies. Fuck, the fucking villagers caught me with their Iron Golem. I'd dressed it in grass blocks and went to fucking town. They've set up an embargo for my trading with them and I'm worried they're gonna take away my pickaxe. I might not ever get to see creepers again.

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